Taco Bell Ranch Dorito Taco

8 Mar

Taco Bell Ranch Taco

This should probably be a long, well thought out review but unfortunately Taco Bell’s latest offering left me severely underwhelmed. It’s everything their shitty tacos normally taste like, with a Cool Ranch Dorito flavored shell. Does it improve it? Marginally. Is it worth upgrading to for 40 cents? Not even. Worth going to Taco Bell over literally any other food joint? Fuck no.

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2 Responses to “Taco Bell Ranch Dorito Taco”

  1. BobandSharonCharlotteUptown October 6, 2013 at 3:08 am #

    Taco Taco where is my Taco. Mexican Mexican where is my wide foot Mexican. Love and Tacos go hand and hand with wide feet. Chocolate gay Mexican can help you now. No dogs are allowed in Taco Bell. Would you like the Farmers special? Logan shut the fuck up and order, Brady is waiting to order. Do you like Twilight Taco Bell? I do not like Twilight Taco Bell. The Mexican at the counter with the wide feet who looks like the Twilight guy will help you. Do you both know how to swim? Watch out for the turtles!

    • liquorlunch October 15, 2013 at 7:54 am #

      This may be my favorite comment. Also what drugs are you on?

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