Three Olives S’mores Vodka

23 Feb

Three Olives SMores

I bought this thinking it might be a chocolaty marshmallowy treat with a hint of graham cracker. I was fucking wrong. This may be one of the worst vodkas I’ve ever tried. It smelled of Cocoa Krispies which was a promising start, but the actual taste was akin to burnt unsweet chocolate. If you somehow smelled burnt Cocoa Krispies, that would be what this tastes like. It’s just so bad. There is no redeeming quality to this, especially since I paid $20 for it. Aside from it being booze, of course. Not only should you skip this, but you should write a letter to Three Olives explaining how offensive it is that something this bad is sold, much less called smores flavored vodka. I have figured out that anything (aside from a liqueur) that is chocolate flavored is generally god awful. I don’t know what it is that keeps these companies from producing anything that’s chocolaty AND delicious, but they need to figure that shit out and quick. I normally don’t condone the waste of booze but if you see this shit in your local liquor store feel free to do a gallon smash to fuck Three Olives out of numerous $20 bills. Fuck me I hate that I gave them that money. But you are reading this and I saved you so… buy me a beer or something.

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12 Responses to “Three Olives S’mores Vodka”

  1. Em June 18, 2013 at 9:59 pm #

    I saw this on clearance today. Figured there must be a good reason it was so cheap. Thanks for saving me $8.

    • liquorlunch June 18, 2013 at 10:03 pm #

      Rule of thumb: chocolate liqueur good, chocolate liquor bad.

  2. Stacy June 28, 2013 at 7:59 am #

    this stuff is disgusting someone described it as old vitamin taste and i promise tha’s just what it tastes like.
    i’m still searching for a way to redeem it so as not to feel like i wasted all my damn dollars

    • liquorlunch September 3, 2013 at 7:44 pm #

      MAYBE try making white Russians. The heavy flavors may cover this shit enough to make it palatable.

      • Worst Vodka April 24, 2014 at 1:06 pm #

        No, I tried it in a White Russian and completely ruined all of the other ingredients. There is no saving this vodka. I have a full bottle now that I have no clue what to do with it.

        It was my first Three Olives purchase, unfortunately for them, it is my last.

    • nolaneen August 17, 2015 at 9:59 pm #

      Yes! Was trying to find a description of what I just drank. Very disappointed.

  3. Garden gal September 3, 2013 at 5:23 pm #

    This stuff is terrible! Bought it for my annual girls weekend and we couldn’t get over how awful it was… 8 women who would try any booze and not one could get over the burnt venomous taste. Do not buy!!

    • Jessica October 2, 2013 at 2:05 pm #

      Most awful taste, ever. I mean Im down half a bottle down the sink. I hate wasting alcohol, So I tried many ways to make it to drown out the taste of shit, each time the new cup of ingredients is down the sink after a sip. Ahaha. NEVER buy this or any chocolate alcohol.

  4. Lexi Smith November 9, 2013 at 6:09 pm #

    This is by far the worst liquor I have ever had in my entire life. I can’t believe how Three Olives would allow such a disgusting product be offered to the public. Not only does it smell horrible, but the taste and after taste are horrendous! I am not an advocate for wasting alcohol, but this one is being dumped down the sink… it’s that bad.

  5. Kyleen April 5, 2014 at 10:19 pm #

    Hahaha! It DOES taste like old vitamins. I usually finish this amount of liquor in less than a month. I’ve had this bottle since last year. Haha

  6. Marianne September 23, 2014 at 1:16 am #

    Wish i read this before i bought it. Clearance and a mail in rebate so i guess maybeee it was worth it being almost free. The ONLY thing ive found that takes the burnt flavor away is coffee…

  7. David November 28, 2014 at 10:43 pm #

    OMG. I purchased two bottles on clearance plus discount coupons. Got both bottles for $14 and thought I had a great deal. From the moment I opened the bottle I knew I had made a mistake. The smell is horrible. The taste is even worse. It tastes like sesame oil. I am giving it away as a white elephant gift at holidays. Perfect bad gag gift.

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