27 Jan

Whiskey Willies

Seriously, this is the best bloody mary mix ever. Read the fucking post title. Every time I have an outstanding bloody mary at a bar, the inevitable answer is this mix. Most recently I found it at Might As Well, which is an excellent bar that I keep meaning to review but I get too shitfaced off their ridiculous specials every time I go to actually review. They let me buy a bottle of this magical mix for around $10, tip the bartender and waitress 200% and maybe they will let you, too. Not a bad deal considering online it’s normally $7 plus ridiculous shipping.

This mix is fucking delicious straight out of the bottle. I’ve never understood bloody mary mix that you actually have to add shit to. Isn’t the whole fucking point of a mixer is that you just put booze into it and you’re good to go? Instead of being straight tomato juice like most mixes, this one actually tastes like peppery horseradish right out of the bottle! The best thing about bloody marys is they are one of those few drinks that are considered “classy.” Drink a 40 on a Sunday morning to keep the hangover monkey off your back and people throw crack rocks at you, but drink a bloody mary and you’re a sassy city lady/gent with a wild side! Go buy this shit, and get me a beer.

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5 Responses to “BEST BLOODY MARY MIX EVER / Whiskey Willy’s”

  1. JW July 14, 2013 at 8:38 pm #

    You think you want it; hell I live in Alabama, home of the inventor, and the only way I can find it is to drive down to his hometown on the gulf in Orange Beach to find it in local stores. Very mysterious; as there is no obvious factory, signs or any indication that there is a thriving company in the area creating this delicious brew. Try calling the business sometime, simply a recording. I love it. If it ain’t Whiskey Willie, it aint no bloody mary.

    • Willy Grey December 4, 2013 at 1:46 am #

      Just saw this— this is Willy- my cell # is on every bottle- call me

  2. Willy Grey December 4, 2013 at 11:04 am #

    Hey Liq. Lunch, this is Willy- I just saw this- I’m glad you like my mix- call me sometime – my cell number is on every bottle

    • liquorlunch December 4, 2013 at 1:20 pm #

      Hey Willy, it’s an honor that you found and liked my review. Bottles of your mix are hard to come by in my town but if you email me your cell number I’d love to give you a ring.

  3. Sharon Patrick December 6, 2013 at 2:30 pm #

    I live in Las Vegas and always look for Whisky Willy’s at every store. How can I order it online?

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